[BNM] hilariously poor English - Spammer subject lines [OT]

[Tom Hume]

My favourites were

"ZooPark - in PANTS!"
"Tasha's plumping fuckstick"
"All sweet flowers succumb to big rod"

http://cockspam.org/ has more


2009/6/2 Simon Early <simon.early at gmail.com>:
> just cleaning up spam and a few of these amused me...
> Anyone got any better spam subject lines?
> (all genuinely received...)
>
> I think my favourite is the giant snake. Sounds dangerous...
>
>
> Your drawbolt will go deeper in‎
> Your rod will be faultless weapon
> Pound her more and more
> Expand your manliness spire
> Fertilize your male tree
> Make your manhood tuned
> Make her your rod's slave
> Prefect hard gift for her
> Use mind to improve your fang
> I am weeping for my golden ball‎ - But the frog when he had received this
> promise! displease?
> Grow Giant Snake in Pants
> She will love your big flute
> Step on the arousal glory way
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