[BNM] [ot] fat git

[Joe Aliferis]

Quorn mince has only a trace of fat



Simon Early wrote:
> Right then,
> I have decided to go on a diet, after trying on my new jeans which *should*
> have been snug fit.
> 
> Anyone got any ideas for foods that are bulky but low in calories? ie I can
> munch and not get any fatter?
> I sit at my desk nibbling on nuts and drinking wine, with the odd bit of
> chocolate.
> Wife is waifer-thin a la Beckham and I notice I finish off what she doesnt
> eat. And the kids dinners too, plus I'll be damned if I'm giving the
> leftovers to the dog.
> Wife has noticed she actually puts more on her plate in anticipation of me
> munching it down. Kids are actively asking me if i'd like to finish off
> their dinners too.
> 
> Spanish food is excellent. Too excellent. I have told all the local bars and
> restaurants to stop feeding me and they all nearly cried, watching their
> best customer go on a diet. I am now going to be eating at home.
> 
> So, I know how I got here and I'm stopping all that.
> 
> Now I need a pill or some other such magic to shed this vast bulk I have
> accumulated.
> 
> I shall ignore "go jogging" etc jibes and "stop eating you fat bastard". I'm
> looking for a food I can eat thats good for me. Dont care about it being
> tasty. Could be cardboard for all I care.
> 
> sensible tips welcomed. Wonderdrugs/foods/chemicals that I can get from
> normal supermarkets only please!
> whats this slimfast stuff? does it work?
> I dont need to re-educate my eating habits. Just need to change what I eat
> etc.
> 
> off for another bottle of red...
> 
> s./