[BNM] [OT] Joke

[Raj Anand]

hehe nice one

On 6/21/07, Sevan / Venture37 <venture37 at hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.
> He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
> He descended a bit more and shouted,"Excuse me, can you help me? I
> promised
> a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
> The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
> approximately
> 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude
> and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
>
> "You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.
> "I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"
> "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is probably
> technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and
> the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all.
> If anything, you've delayed my trip."
> The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
> "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
> "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
> going.
> You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.
> You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect
> people
> beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the
> same
> position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f**king
> fault."
>
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